I hope you dream about our hypothetical child and she spits on you.
I hope you lose your bag at the airport.
I hope you stub your toe.
I hope you get your dream job only to find out you have to sit in an office with no windows.
I hope you go back and forth about whether to bring an umbrella, decide not to, and then get rained on.
I hope you are tired.
I am sorry for my delusions.
I hope you get a toothache.
I hope you change your mind and try to reach out.
I hope no one ever tells you you're wrong.
